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“Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face.”
― Storm Front
― Storm Front
“This is Waldo Butters, and his geek penis is longer and harder than any of ours put together.”
― Turn Coat
― Turn Coat
“You're a cop. I need a doughnut.”
― Small Favor
― Small Favor
“Injun Joe studied the body for a moment, his eyes sad. Then he said, "I'd rather go in my sleep, I think." He glanced back at me. "What about you?"
"I want to be stepped on by an elephant while having sex with identical triplet cheerleaders," I said.”
― Turn Coat
"I want to be stepped on by an elephant while having sex with identical triplet cheerleaders," I said.”
― Turn Coat
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