Kristen Bunner

“I have depth. I've read Proust. No, wait, that was Pooh. Winnie the Pooh. My bad"

Charley Davidson.”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“Mr. and Mrs. Lowell are not receiving."

What the hell did that mean? "I'm not throwing a forty-yard pass. I just have a few questions. I think their daughter is in danger.”
― Darynda Jones, Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

“Okay, I’ll put someone on it. But you know, the Albuquerque Police Department wasn’t really created to find things out for you.”
“Really? That’s weird.”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light

“I'm sorry to have to tell you this way, but your mother and I are separating." When I pressed my mouth together, he corrected, "Stepmother. We're just - We're going in different directions."

"I don't know what to say, Dad. 'Hurray' just seems wrong.”
― Darynda Jones, Fifth Grave Past the Light