Tom

“The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it.”
― Neil deGrasse Tyson

“One prefers, of course, on all occasions to be stainless and above reproach, but, failing that, the next best thing is unquestionably to have got rid of the body.”
― p g wodehouse

“I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd to tack a 'sir' on to every sentence. The two things don't go together.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Thank You, Jeeves

“The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury.”
― Marcus Aurelius, Meditations