“Contribute to the world. Help people. Help one person. Help someone cross the street today. Help someone with directions unless you have a terrible sense of direction. Help someone who is trying to help you. Just help. Make an impact. Show someone you care. Say yes instead of no. Say something nice. Smile. Make eye contact. Hug. Kiss. Get naked.”
― Seriously... I'm Kidding
― Seriously... I'm Kidding
“Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.”
― Seriously... I'm Kidding
― Seriously... I'm Kidding
“I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?”
― Seriously... I'm Kidding
― Seriously... I'm Kidding
“When it comes to Jews, you have a two-thousand-year memory, but when it comes to us Palestinians, you have a sixty-year amnesia.”
― Golda Slept Here
― Golda Slept Here
“If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birthday is on June 9 or something. Just read up on the traits of a Gemini. Suddenly you're a multitasker who loves the color yellow. Because not only do you get stuck with them combo gift, you get the combo song. "We wish you a merry Christmas - and happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas - happy birthday, Terry - we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Ye - Birthday, Terry!”
― Seriously... I'm Kidding
― Seriously... I'm Kidding
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