Alexandra Hagist

“It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.”
― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“You can go other places, all right - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home”
― Sue Monk Kidd, The Mermaid Chair

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― Kelly Sue DeConnick, Bitch Planet, Vol. 1: Extraordinary Machine

“So when the ground is steady and the sky is clear, we should breathe deep until our lungs inflate against our ribs and hold in that one breath until we are light-headed with the privilege of being alive. The absolute privilege of being human.”
― Jacob Tomsky, Heads in Beds: A Reckless Memoir