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Graham Parke
“My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave.

Seems more logical than undergoing all kinds of hardships only to die eventually anyway (through bites/malnutrition/or terminally chapped lips)”
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message 1: by Katy (new)

Katy Makes sense to me!


message 2: by Graham (new)

Graham Parke Right? I mean, we're going to run out of tooth paste sooner or later, so.....


message 3: by Haley (new)

Haley Mathiot lol, terminally chapped lips... I feel like I've already suffered that one.


message 4: by glenda (new)

glenda Hilarious! I'm hoping I can make a bit of a difference before my lips finish me off...


message 5: by Nicolle (new)

Nicolle That is the best plan I've heard of. They should make apocalyptic films about that! (albeit a short film).


message 6: by Tessa (new)

Tessa Clever lol


message 7: by Graham (new)

Graham Parke In fact, I may have to do a short post on this sometime. I think it would help a lot of people. The amount of prepping needed is quite minimal and it'll take some of the worry out of all the end-of-the-world stuff.


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