Status Updates From Night of the Living Trekkies

“The [zombification] process didn’t work on reptiles, amphibians, fish, and other lower life forms. Their neural networks are too primitive to handle the rewiring the aliens do.”

Sounds like this author has never heard of cordyceps.

This author seems to know all the weapons and vehicles used during the war in Afghanistan, but he somehow isn’t aware that platoon leader is an officer’s position and that Army is capitalized.

Men’s size ten is one of the more common shoe sizes—what do these characters mean when they say that’s special-store level big? Yeah, it’s big for a woman, but there have to be so many of those laying around right now.

“I’d rather deal with the undead than a bunch of Babylon 5 fans!” how dare you

This is cute so far; I’m in need of something quick and easy after The Time of the Hero.