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get off your high horse, lockwood, and stop judging them all — you now live in bumfuck, nowhere, too

my biggest problem with books like this is always the ‘okay, this was cute… can we now move to the end?’ stage at around 2/3 in

i’m living for the sassy grandma coming back from the dead

i love them already

let’s go, alien space lesbians

"It looked more like group foreplay than a family reunion."

i can’t with rosemary’s comments on alien traditions

i don’t like the fact that iguanas are extinct in this timeline

uff, humans sponsoring civil wars even in space

they have alien autism in this universe

i hate that all of these random words for futuristic things they have are never explained

oh no, he had wet dreams about an ai (cl*nker)

the afterlife lowkey makes no sense

this feels like that one friend who starts their rambling from the middle of the story and you have to wait until it’s over to ask for the beginning

there’s no way she was totally fine with a guy exploding because of her but she almost gets a heart attack after the guy she slept in the same bed with woke up with morning wood

it’s crazy how much more likable they become once they start communicating like humans

alice thinks that only people without a degree are stupid. news for you, alice, people with degrees can be idiots too

why is the narrator calling sand porn now

oml, she has an enchanted hydroflask

terrible cover but they’re both so real for thinking rich people boasting about their wealth in times of crisis is cringe af

very light novel-y

i love how spot on the portrayal of ben’s overthinking is

parents saying to their kid that god didn’t want them to have no pronouns and throwing them out over that is wild

the amount of people dnfing sunrise on the reaping because of one sentence mentioning that homosexuality is illegal is crazy (and why do most of those people share that they’re benson boone lovers in their bios lmao)

the deaths are too convenient

they destroyed ai in the future

" Caesar eggs on Maysilee, who garners a lot of laughs when she machine-guns the midsection of the front row for their poor taste. To a man dressed in a suit made of hundred-dollar bills, she says, "That’s sweet. You wore all your friends tonight.""

that was beyond savage

not snow venting to haymitch about lucy gray 💀

the capitol is really bad at infiltrating people if they let plutarch get that far lmao

she’s about to let some wild creatures eat her alive because of obviously necessary miscommunication trope

the amount of lip biting is insane. i hope they have carmex in troll land