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This is so NSFW. I'm definitely not comfortable with the rest of these stories. I think that reading one short story from this, then reading another book, and then reading another one of these short stories, it might be much better for me. Maybe if I return to this book.

Since this was published in 2017... there are... 17 seasons in this svu fanfic?

Whatever grade I'm giving this book, I will remove one start for the SVU part. I'm sure there could have been a better and more intriguing way to present this story. Gods do I have to go through all... 25 seasons...

I am honestly hating this collection of law and order SUV fanfiction.

Why are we listing a bunch of episodes of Law and Order: SVU

Oooo I think I remember the ribbon story...

Wtf. I've had to endure Brie. Mariah. William. And now SUDDENLY WE HAVE NICK???? I DO NOT KNOW IF I CARE ANYMORE... I KEPT EXPECTING NICK'S AND NOW IT'S JUST BLEH

I'm getting mixed up already... I wanna restart again hahaha oopsie

Am I a demon since I feel the same way about death and changes to my city?

IS THIS A ROMANCE????

Where the heck is Isla?

EW EW EW EW YOU ATE THE RAT ALIVE GURL. WHY.

What the heck is going on... is Bellamarie just like... a witch... or what... is this like... a psychotic dream or something...?

You know... it just reminds me of like a cult or like... Scooby Doo Zombie Island. I don't know what else to say... that's the vibe...

omg. This fucking twist is stupid af. Why can't we just have a nice guy? No. We had to twist him into being a future dictator. THAT is what we need to absolutely feel like PaedynxKai is justified. This. freaking. sucks.

"I do not love this man. His brother is the one I give my love to." yeah. and you cheated on the man too. CONSISTENTLY THROUGHOUT THE BOOK. but at the same time, we`re all thinking the same thing, right? That he's your brother?

OMGWTF ARE THEY GONNA DO THE NASTY. WHY?! WHAT WARRANTS THIS???!!! I DEMAND JUSTICE FOR MAKOTO AND ADENA

You know, she`s probably that baby that the King just "put away" right? Like... with how things are going, I bet that's why Kitt doesn't touch her. He's like... that's my sister. I'm marrying my sister. ew. Okay now I'm waiting for like... a coma and suddenly a memory wipe.

WTF Just ONE chapter to say: "I am sorrow, I am sadness." And that's it?! What a waste of ink and paper. AUTHOR, YOU KNOW PAPER IS LIKE... MADE OUT OF TREES WHICH WE CANNOT AFFORD TO FREAKING LOSE RIGHT?! DO NOT WASTE PAPER!

Why the fudge would Kitt do this though... fight to the death between the future queen and the enforcer? Of course...

OKAY SO NOW WE ARE DOING THE TEENAGER SECRET NOTES TROPE. GREAT. WHILE TIP TOEING BEHIND HIS BROTHER / YOUR BETROTHED, PAEDYN!!!

It's weird that we had Kitt's POV and now we don't... also... yeah Kitt is gonna die or something. Is he being poisoned? Why is he coughing so much...

So this scene is really just to remind them that they're not gonna be able to stand living apart. WAS THAT NOT THE FREAKING GOAL OF THE SECOND BOOK????? Also if this monster IS the queen who said suddenly she liked Paedyn, I'm gonna... find a way to flip a table. Do not kill the lady, Paedyn...

WOW GUYS! JUST BECAUSE YOU ALMOST DROWNED BECAUSE OF A MUTATED CREATURE, YOU CAN'T JUST BEGIN FREAKING FLIRTING AND FORGETTING PEOPLE ARE DYING AROUND YOU... BISHES... OMG

WAIT A SECOND SHE'S DOING THIS IN FRONT OF THE OTHER GIRL WHO WANTED THE TWO BOYS ALL FOR HERSELF TOO. Wow. Poetic justice. Is this what the author wanted me to say as a reader? *sarcastic yay nicely done, Author!*

WAIT A SECOND... "Holy shit, the two brothers look hot. I have the rest of my life to enjoy that. The one I'm betrothed to, and the other one I'm in love with." OKAY LADY. ARE YOU NOT WORRIED ABOUT THE STATE OF THE WORLD?!

Bruh. Where are you guys and why is the future queen getting drunk and openly saying she wants the enforcer of the kingdom to undress her? I'm not okay with this.

Can you really say that you "care" about your kingdom and its poverty when you DARE do ANOTHER ball to "celebrate" Marina Azer's crown back? I don't understand how we're "doing things the same way as the first book" while still claiming that "we're building a whole new kingdom, so we should eat together side by side rather than being separated by a whole dinner table"

"As much as I want her to be mine, I want her to be Death's far less." OKAY THIS CHAPTER IS FREAKING USELESS.

PLOT?! WHAT PLOT?!