Samantha > Recent Status Updates

i have theories!!! they're probably incorrect—but i have theories nonetheless!! 🤣

the banter is giving me lifeeee

putting everything else on hold because this book is already so freaking good. I AM HOOKED.

OH HELLO. WHO IS THISSS 👀

am i reading 5 different books right now? yes, yes i am.

these chapter titles are taking me outttt

EEEEEEEEEP

omg is our girl finally growing a backbone??!

“Be sure, Elf. Running from a man like me only entices a hunt, one that will end very differently for you.”

oh, you want me to run? yes sir 🫡😛

ok i *am* enjoying this, but why did i just see a review that said it's YA?? is that truuue?? 😩

okay it's giving beauty & the beast and i loveeee

CRASHING OUTTTT

*switching sides*

one of my favorite micro-tropes and i can't even enjoy it 😩🖕idk what y'all are on, but i hate him lmfaoooooo

all i know is there better be some top tier groveling later—cause WTF 😩😩😩

not valen being all "my wife 👹"
lmao. brother, YOU did this!!

i know i prob shouldn't be shocked, but here i am with my jaw on the floor!!! OMGGGGG

“If I smell him on you again, Princess,” he whispered, voice velvet-wrapped in venom, “I’ll rip every vein from his body and string you a necklace. A wedding gift, if you will.”

psycho, just how i like em 🙂‍↕️😛

cancelling all plans for today. (i don't have any)
i am locked in!!! 🫡

"The Blood King. King Valen of Nocthar. The Butcher. His name alone was enough to silence a room, to make mothers draw their children closer."

idk. sounds kinda hot 🤪🤸

okay we love a scarred mmc!!