Samuel Hud Gardella > Recent Status Updates

Affirms my belief that high school is an evil time

Absolutely dialed

It’s no use, Jo

There’s nothing more dangerous or sorry than a good intention

I didn’t know this man wrote English 😀

Let’s get this drive started 🤠

34 page preface sounds about right

Siri play Rich Girl by Hall and Oates

We love to see a David lynch shoutout to

Two men on the opposite sides of the self involved spectrum and the commonality is wanting to sleep with younger women 🤯

This is more Dostoyevsky than Dostoyevsky

If I were Gary I’d commit a family wipeout

This book is pouring kerosene over the existential, expectation vs reality, insecure, paranoid, identity crisis embers of my brain and it is glorious

Boy, is this a bad book. I just get so depressed reading a bad book, man, it just kills me. Anyway, I’m so dumb and yellow it just kills me.

Classic

Queen slayed with that last chapter

Scrooge but instead of Christmas past it’s a hellscape purgatorial scene of debauchery and perversion 🎄

The only excuse for the last garbled nonsensical 15 pages is if he was having a sustained stroke or cerebral hemorrhage when writing this