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It is so ironic how tonight in my city, we will be able to see the Aurora Borealis…and I am just now getting to the basilisks Oral-borealis part…I love when things just line up, you know 😂🐍

Her drinking from Kieran, seeing his memories, memories from the beach 🔥🔥🔥

Kieran and Reaver crack me up!!!

Chap 26 🥵
”it’s okay, I know how hard this is, I’m going to take care of you, okay?” 🤓👍🏼

I love how much she laughs at him…I know it just pushes and pulls at his anger and pleasure.. so dooood 💜

He bend further, and there isn’t a single trace of doubt on his face. He’s an immovable object and an unstoppable force. And he say, slowly, “ If you think I’m going to let you die,Serena, you know fuck all.”

🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🤘🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

Twat waffles.

“Close your eyes”
🤓👍

More Koen-ism nicknames;
Root canal
🤣

“Taking one for the team. Like Misery did when she married Lowe.”
“Those two are sickeningly in love. Whatever she is taking, it’s not for the team.”

😂😂😂😂

So far we’ve had;
Bob
Shitdump
Shartstain
Jizzmuffin
Shitmuncher

I’m only on page 69…Koen has a thing with nicknames 🤣

Pretending that a menstrual period is so crippling painful, that you ask to retire to your room early, just so you can sneak out undetected later that night is SO deserved for all females. Do we have crippling periods? Yes. But, if a woman lies about it to get away from you/sneak away, she’s allowed. It’s no longer a “lie” it’s a granted favor from the human race. Thank you. 😂

Honestly, I don’t want to read this book, but I want to be wrong, I want to be angry at my past self for not reading this sooner…that’s what I want..is that what I’m going to get? Let’s find out…

“Too bad, I was looking forward to tying you up.”
I love a good dirty mouth!! 😉

I’m starting to finally untangle these webs of lies!!! Unlesssssss…..wait!!!

I can’t tell who the bad guy is…..love it.

When does this get good?

“Mine?” Ok…..🙄

Well that escalated quickly..

Not the tracker!! 🤣

I’m going to have to finish the rest of the series don’t I….?

Eli!!! Oh my suns how I love you, but just stay with the girl! If you love her, then just STAY!!! Mendax would live anywhere with Caly! Do better!
Speaking of Mendax….. 🦴😏

Finally!! It took this far for her to finally open her damn eyes!!

Chapter 12 was fun 🌳🦌🌊

BABY CHEST! 🤣🤣🤣

How can I strangle a fictional character?? Suggestions anyone??

Head first into Tier Violence!

I’m loving the Image of Eli on Thistle (mini unicorn pony) riding into battle 🤣🤣

Aaaaaaahhhhhh! Eli heard the whole thing!! 🤣🤣

I’m cackling!!!!