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It's so cool that this is a freely available audiobook through LibriVox and Fabuly 🙌🏻

Also way faster in pacing than I thought it'd be haha

Wow didn't need that emotional gut punch from my cozy fantasy book 🥲

Sometimes, it'll never be the right time.
And sometimes, we aren't the right people yet.

If you live a thousand years and haven't made yourself wealthy, you're either a fool or a monk.

Or the cost of living's really high and you're not the only immortal around 🥲

Ahaha the brighter flame-eyes 🤣👀

Finally gave in and googled an image of a hurricane lantern but now I'm even more confused as to why that thing is so important 🤣

I LOVE blind book dates

I got one just today that turned out to be exactly what I had on my wishlist ☺️

"Fear is binding enough."

Petition to adopt Satchel

Darn, I was really rooting for Viv and Fern

Hmmm ... Perhaps a vampire?

Legit can't remember if Gallina was in L&L or not

Oh thats FOR SURE going to be sapphic

Is it gonna be sapphic smut?

thunder growled like potatoes down a washboard might be my new favorite comparison

Yayy the end

Awww he called him baby 😭

Gareth, babes, you better not become an even bigger liability 🙃

Ugh, finally! I'd been waiting for him to clear that up since forever!

Ooh ooh role reversal time??

"God fucking damnit, Gareth! He's your father's age!"

I'm screaming lmaoooooo

The kitty's okay 😭🖤🙌🏼

He better not be killing the cat

Would have loved it even more if the contact name change wasn't explicitly mentioned but just left in as a hint to the audience lol

Noooo Kayde you know he was just saying that to get Niko off his backkkk

The European spelling

Europe's not one single country 😭 seriously can we stop acting like it is 🙃

Kittens make everything better

Your wife?? i'm sorry???

Oh that is hot ngl

I know, I know, he's psychotic

But cutting the strawberries is too damn cute 😭🥺

Starting a group chat with your professor's moms is WILD

Gareth, buddy, you literally met him when he held a damn gun to your head? Remember? His comfort with guns shouldn't be a surprise?