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I’m so close to dnf territory what the hell is this story

Genuinely dog what the hell am I reading I don’t even recognize these characters and Tem is annoying the shit out of me

Yeah Caspen can eat a bag of dicks what is his issue??

CUM CHAMPAGNE???? Cum champagne?! CUM!!! CHAMPAGNE!!! FOUNTAIN!!!!!!!

Here we go *inhale*

I swear if this book is setting up a “no I don’t think so” style betrayal I will rip my hair out

I’m truly trudging through this book oh my god

So a couple thoughts as I reread:

- Lionel is shady as shit
- Diego and his uncle are shady as shit
- I can not believe I missed the signs of what the twins’ order forms are

:( Caroline and Susanne please hire me as your editor at this point for all of your future publishing needs I’m begging

“”Ay yi yi yi!” Max hollered like an Apache warrior”


Caroline and Susanne this is a crime.

“The Sun rules the House of Gemini.”

Caroline and Susanne. I am begging you to get an astrologer to read your next books that have anything to do with astrology BEFORE you publish them oh my god

“You’re Los Gemelas Vega” STOP RIGHT THERE! Caroline and Susanne put your hands up! You’re under divas arrest for not getting a Spanish speaking editor to look at Diego’s lines!!

Ugh these people are losers please beat them up girls I beg

So no trigger or content warnings for a book that discussed rape! Wow! Congrats on your imminent DNF what the fuck

I am *this* close to DNF this book a fucking party with a blow up balloon because she can have orgasms again? Get out of my face

PLEASE how many times are they gonna say nutsack in this book

So this books trigger warnings need to get updated. Fmc said no and they’re about to fuck anyways 😞

Malachi is best boy 🥹 axl and xavier can choke I swear the groveling better be groveled

IM SORRY WDYM QUESTIONABLE USE OF FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCTS 😭😭😭😭😭

I’m so sick this is like when they cut Auren’s ribbons off what the fuck dog

I’m beginning to suffer at the use of English syntax for American characters.

Not Balenziaga diva…..

I’m eating this one up but DIVA???? Wearing a thong during ur barista shift is a choice

Well the typo errors persist and she just called him dark prince again even after he told her to call him by his name :( sad

Help me the plot is intriguing but I can tell the copy editor of this book was asleep 😭 what are these syntax errors??

SHADOW DADDY SHADOW DADDY🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

You know what I need right now in this moment of chaos? A cold cigarette to ease the pain 🥲

“… and magic slips free of the wards’ cage” not suspicious at all Rebecca

*chuckles nervously* hehe I’m in danger

This book is taking a very long time to read