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Derek throwing all of his strategies out the window and bulldozing right to the couple’s house after seeing the penis pump was so funny! Man was getting hysterical

FMC got dicked so good with her first hall pass she had a post nut clarity lmao

28% in and there’s already a lot of what the fuck moments HAHA. Pissing on the garden, sucking his own seed to avoid wasting it from drying and spitting it inside a lotion bottle… all just to keep his scent everywhere HAHAHA

Drago described Sienna like “a baby chick on LSD” pls 😭

Sienna doing a mental math calculation? Wow, I could never!

Ooohhh… Salvatore’s lowkey romantic and very seductive lol

Roman wants to get better so he could hold Nina’s hand when he takes her to dinner or just for a walk 😭 Please this is too sweet

I don’t think this is Hunter at all. Where the hell did the gentle giant go?!

“My brothers and I might be assholes, but the Burke boys are walking red flags…”

Clay, my boy, seriously? Coming from you? Red flags also apply to the four of you LMAOOOO

Her stoniness is driving you crazy, Clay? Serves you right for being an ass and so ungentleman.

“You’re gonna grand theft auto our child into college, and break into rich people’s houses?” 😭 PLEASE, this is so unserious 😭

The bonfire and ‘the only exception’ scene is so romantic!!!!!

Chapter 29… man, that was so brutal yet so satisfying.

I just bursted out laughing when I read that Marcello has his pet rat a matching harness and leash and WALKS her 😭

My heart hurts for Sawyer. My man…it shall pass.

“…I’m going to feed you some Feliz Navi-Dick.” WHAAAAATTT IN THE WORLDDDD LMAO

MMC calls his cum “breeding batter”. Please, I’m wheezing over here LMAO

🫣 They’re so scandalous. The second hand embarrassment I’m getting right now.

Marco calling Evangeline “babydoll” makes me go rawrawrawr 😩

12 inches?????????!!!!! Miss JK what in the actual fuck is a ruler doing in your MMC!

Yeah, I don’t think I could ride a motorcycle as a passenger the same ever again. That scene was so freaking hot as I imagined it.

So far so good. The MMC does live up to being a stalker. However, some paragraphs from the MMC’s POV are exactly the same from the previous book.

Hmmm… I’m not sure I like the stalking on the FMC part.

He’s been friends and obsessed with the FMC for 18 years and he didn’t make any move! For 18 years!? Dude…

So far their interactions have been cute and intimate. I hope nothing bad happens like in the epilogue.

Doc’s inserted his dick far too soon. I had to double if I skipped any chapters because there were no “hi, how are you? Or How’s the weather to your liking?”. Like… nothing hi hello and just straight up dickmatized the FMC.

Well… I hope Betty gets into action with Cody now that his douchebag ex-bf is gone. I’m liking Cody even more now… hopefully he stays the same in the coming chapters.