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Stephen King in a manic stupor writing "Chekhov's Ford Pinto" in his notes over and over

I hate this stupid ugly family istg

The conceit of this one is wearing thin unless something changes soon...

Still really enjoying this but how are there still 4 hours left??

Lol at this immediately back pedaling on the dumb twist ending of the previous book

Reread books!!!! I just read this last year yet I barely remember anything about it.

Enjoying this way more than the first time I attempted it but it still bothers me that they're making games in the 90s that feel more like indie games from the 2010s.

Not to be pedantic but Persona didn't really have the cultural cache that this novel suggests it had in the late 90s. The way it's written about sounds more like Persona 3 onwards.

Pendergast really just needs a serial killer of the week because this is draaaaaaging.

Lmao the apple product placement, never experienced this in a book before

Ok we are starting to get glimpses of a good book but too little too late!

Finally an author dares to ask, "What if we made Goodbye Dragon Inn into a literary novel, and made it as boring as possible?"

Love this long digression about violins.

This one is so much more aggressively post 9/11 than the last two

At one point they write that a character is playing Resident Evil on her Nintendo, which could either be the Resident Evil 2 port on the Nintendo 64 or Resident Evil remake on the Gamecube.

Reading this mostly so I can learn how to stay on a newspaper payroll for 30 years and not do anything.

Oh hell yes oh fuck yes

This is really good but I do think it's funny how Brooks starts by telling the reader how important failure is to an artist and then goes on to describe success after success after success

Rereading a favorite. :) I think Hardy might truly be my favorite author! I love the way his use of language feels.

Squeezing the sperm...

Ooo I'm getting to the part where it loses most readers and I see why but I'm still digging it

Ishmael, twirling his hair in his finger: "So is there Mrs. Quiqueg?"

I feel like it's too late in the game to abandon now but boy I want to!

He's mostly charming as expected but there are so many asides where he's like "of course you couldn't do that today, because of woke."

Lol he just had to mention the Last Christmas movie

Always interesting to see how historical events are covered in books that only tangentially mention them. Gavin describes the entire country of Afghanistan as al-Qaeda's "headquarters" which is just so wrong in a lot of ways.

I'm always excited to read the descriptions of the lavish settings in Agatha Christie novels and I always forget that she is not one of those mystery writers who values atmosphere. This really could have been set anywhere, change a few lines and it's Death somewhere else.

This is so vague so far that it's basically meaningless.

One sentence he introduces a girl and the next sentence he's talking about her breasts then keeps talking about her breasts

"Murakami introduce women in your fiction without them being weirdly obsessed with their own breasts for some reason and talking about them at length to the main character" challenge. Difficulty: impossible.