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I'm here to say I'm happy that when the dudes body is described that it says he's fit and Greek God like "but better fed and thicker" so like a healthy human look and not six pack, super defined muscles and veins, so not dehydrated and crap. Hooray! Human body proportions. So first possibly first or second x-men movie wolverine with maybe a bit more weight. WOO!! YAY HUMAN PROPORTIONS 🎉🎊🎆

GIRL WHAT DO YOU MEAN LESS CIVILIZED?!?!?! THEY LIVE IN THE AMAZON! They are an indigenous tribe. Calm down Bella/Stephanie getting slightly racist there.. then again don't like all vampires turn white after awhile. God this series is weird.

How does ones womb respond to said words? From one person with a womb to another... how does it respond??? Can mine say no? I feel its a no.

I'm like so TIRED of hearing about her boobs and nipples tightening and acheing. Like here tips are freakin horny antennas. Like PLUHSSEE I WANT TO GET TO THE PLOT I don't CARE about what their crotches are doing. 😭 they've known eachother for like 2 nights! SOMETHING IMPORTANT HAPPEN PLEASE!! Important plot wise I mean.
Also this is like 16 books into a massive series... brah...

Oh joy its time for the body horror one.

Oh boy here i got again. I had an odd craving to read this series, even though I did not care for it. Let's see what I think years later.

Sure why not 🤷‍♀️

My aunt gave me a bunch of books that she was getting rid of and this is one. 🤷‍♀️

im not far into this but I'm honestly enjoying the humor. they basically fell into a portal with lovecraftian artifacts and after one touches something and gains knowledge of the old gods or something they all go ham on trying to grab things and get their own powers.

Sethos is a bitch and I hate him.

leave me alone i saw this on amazon and laughed plus chupacabra is my 2nd fav cryptid.

This is a miserable book, its idiocracy but without the humor and people aren't dumb. I picture the world as that.. but no president camacho.

Well I read the lich one and I can't find anymore lich romance so I got this. I'd been eyeing it for awhile anyways. I feel into a hole of monster romances and now I can't get out. My horror novels sob in dusty corners.

I can't remember who told there was a sequel if it was on here or on FB but I finally got the book. So shout out to whoever told me about it. 👍

Oop book did a cardinal sin, it told instead of showed. Like some stuff that would have been actually been interesting is just skipped over. Like why? Ugh. Can we meet the LGBT club and now meet some friends Maddie has finally made in school that can be with her? Nope. Let's skip that character building and just vaugely mention she's got friends now.. no names. Okay cool. Urgh

Time to go through my books-
Brain: YOU SHOULD READ A PHANTOM BOOK
I just read 2 that should have kicked the itch for a while, im trying to finish that Poe ya series I started millions of years ago-
Brain: YOU SHOULD READ ANOTHER
okay let me look at the ones I got-
Brain: YOU SHOULD BUY ONE
I got some here i haven't read-
Brain: THIS ONE PICKS UP AFTER THE 04 MOVIE ENDED
... 👌

Oh wow this.. this is really REALLY EXTREMELY BAD in every possible way man. Like its been a good bit since I've thrown a book(multiple times for this one) or have gotten a headache from its stupidity. This was given to me along with others... I can UNDERSTAND WHY THEY DON'T WANT THIS ONE BACK.. imma trash it.. will I suffer more? Idk I the urge to use my teeth to destroy this thing is overwhelming. Pray for me.

URGH CAN WE PLEASE STOP FORCING QUIRKY GIRL WITH BORING MEN NOT TO MENTION THIS DUDES SO MUCH OLDER THEN HER. I HATE FORCED ROMANCES! NOTHING MADE THESE TWO AT ANYTIME FEEL ANYTHING FOR THE OTHER. ITS SOO FORCED PLEASE JUST GO BACK TO THE HAUNTED TANK. THATS THE GOOD STUFF. not whatever this freak out of the blue gross "romance" is. Let this poor nedry DND chick find a YOUNG GUY that doesn't shit on her interests

So I bought this tiny itty-bitty old red book with a cover I don't see anywhere from a renfair today.. so now I'm reading this teeny tiny book that smells like incense ❤❤❤ I love this smol book WHY DOES IT SMELL SO GOOD?! I should've bought the incense too

Whyd i start reading this at 2 am anyways its a bit like "The remaining"
Which is a compliment

I have terrible news... the mobsters are no longer around. Let us mourn this loss of a badass idea of the mob vs giant rats.. I don't know if I will ever recover from this.... *keeps reading*

Well I didn't know this was a sequel when I got it. The first book sounds AWESOME. This one so far isn't anything to complain about.. I looked ahead a bit and the freaking MOB FIGHTS GIANT RATS.. I'M SO IN 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌💯💯💯

Oh hey look the full collection one.. anyways finally picking this back up.. and got to the best girl out there Miss Maggot. Doing gods work of keeping me invested 🙏 bless her weird ass.

Well I didn't expect elves and fantasy in my ww2 possessed nazi tank but okay.. I'm definitely not hating it. 👍

So I forgot how damn funny this was. I'm actually laughing. Wow

Oh hell yeah I was a mall goth. Im hyped for all the teen drama that came in the chaotic time period.