Lexi > Recent Status Updates

I’m sorry, I get we’re in the last 90s here but you’re telling me your boyfriend is a dick anyway and then “accidentally” smacks you across the face and not only do you “ask for forgiveness” for not taking his needs into consideration by fucking him, but you’re continuing to date him???

I know, I know. I said I was avoiding Christmas books until at least mid November. I lied 😆 it just looked too good!

I’ll be honest, I remember absolutely nothing about what this book is about

She’s so fucking dumb, I love it 🤣🤣

Nah, she’s way too forgiving of Serena because that was some utter bullshit so far in this book

How is the book? I don’t know. I’m still a bit confused. I am putting some connections together but I honestly don’t know how this is going to end and to be honest, reading via the Baroness sequence is taking me out of it a bit.

wtf is even happening?? idgaf about some random affair. i’m assuming this is relevant?

This bitch is definitely the c word she doesn’t like

I’m gonna put this down for the night and see if I feel like coming back to it. I’ve been trying to read it for most of the afternoon and I’m not loving it. The heroine is kind of a self-centered b*tch

What is the fucking point? How do we have almost 200 pages still left? I can predict how this is likely to end and I just…😮‍💨

It’s giving Paranormal Activity and that movie still haunts me (no pun intended) to this day 🫣

Vera’s Notebook
Cause of death: bird dander
Suspects:
1) the City of San Francisco, because letting all these pigeons roam free
2) maybe he kick pigeon and it kill him
3) Big Bird

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m honestly so baffled by this woman keeping kittens in shoeboxes. It’s taking me out. Like, has the author seen a kitten IRL? Or a shoebox?

I KNEW IT 🤬