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“You know, I've always wanted to do [karaoke],” Tamryn said ...
“Go on up there, then,” Matt encouraged. ...
[Tamryn started singing and] Matt's jaw dropped. He stared at the stage in complete awe, unable to believe how god-awful she was. ... It had to be one of the worst performances in the history of karaoke. All karaoke. Everywhere.



lol brutal.

He could tell by the way she clung to him that she didn't want him to stop, but she'd said the word, and that was all it took for him to put the brakes on. His mother had raised him to always heed a woman's request to stop, no matter what he thought she meant.

I shouldn't have to give cookies for this, but hell fucking yes. I like this guy a lot.

“You should come to Boston. It's beautiful up there.”
“Well, I know for a fact that there's at least one beautiful sight in Boston.”

You are one real smooth mofo, Matt Gauthier.

“I never put two and two together,” he said with a bemused shake of his head.

That...seems like a terrible quality to not have if you're a lawyer and a fledgling politician.