liz’s Reviews > Stolen Songbird > Status Update

she’s about to let some wild creatures eat her alive because of obviously necessary miscommunication trope

the amount of lip biting is insane. i hope they have carmex in troll land

this is torture

ofc all of the trolls are either ‘misshapen’ or fat, but the guy she’s forced to marry is the most beautiful specimen, who also happens to be charming and funny and…

why tf is she screaming after seeing an ugly dude? like chill, there are lots of those out there

why does everyone and their horse (legit) have a french name lmao

madame: don’t take any compliments or you’ll get too cocky
cécile literally two pages later: the entire world will love me