Brandon Baer’s Reviews > The Tommyknockers > Status Update
Brandon Baer
is 70% done
40-year-old virgin masturbates with huge fucking vibrator, more at 11:00.
— Jul 24, 2025 12:06PM
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Brandon Baer
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Homie, how many people in New England have metal plates in their head? Because they’re all in this book, I stg
— Jul 28, 2025 05:29PM
Brandon Baer
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“…but her fried eggs looked like broiled assholes.” Peak.
— Jul 22, 2025 07:21PM
Brandon Baer
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Also, how is a guy named “Butch” nicknamed “Monster”? Butch is a damn nickname and its rings pretty close to “Monster.” Just unnecessary
— Jul 16, 2025 10:43PM
Brandon Baer
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How is there still 45% of this shit leftttttttt??? WRAP IT UP
— Jul 16, 2025 10:40PM
Brandon Baer
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C’monnnnn, touch the flying saucer. All the COOL KIDS are touching the flying saucer. C’monnnnnnnn
— Jul 04, 2025 03:34PM
Brandon Baer
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I’m confused, am I supposed to be cheering for the alcoholic, nuclear-power doomsaying, wife-shooting loser?
— Jun 29, 2025 05:57PM
