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“Let's go with a flat front,” Thei says.
If Theo doesn't pull his hand away, the front of these pants is going to be anything but flat.
I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON!?
— Aug 27, 2025 02:25PM
If Theo doesn't pull his hand away, the front of these pants is going to be anything but flat.
I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON!?
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“Giving your heart to someone is like learning to ride a bike. You'll skin your elbows and knees, but the pain will pass. You'll heal. And one day, the scars will be a memory, not of falling, but of getting up again.”
Okay queen ✋🥹
— Aug 29, 2025 03:03PM
Okay queen ✋🥹
Emmky
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“Speaking of riding carefully, you have condoms, right?”
“You know, Netflix and chill. Or should that be IMAX and climax?”
MEGAN–
— Aug 29, 2025 02:41AM
“You know, Netflix and chill. Or should that be IMAX and climax?”
MEGAN–
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“And all I can think is, why is Adrian having a meltdown at the poor delivery guy when he could be, I don't know, licking whipped cream off those abs for dinner and dessert?”
Unhinged from the beginning, amazing.
— Aug 24, 2025 05:23PM
Unhinged from the beginning, amazing.
