Amber Loptien’s Reviews > The Long Walk > Status Update
Amber Loptien
is 67% done
“The reason all of this is so horrible,” McVries said, “is because it’s just trivial, you know? We’ve sold ourselves and traded our souls on trivialities. Olson? He was trivial. He was magnificent too, but those things aren’t mutually exclusive. He was magnificent and trivial. Either way or both, he died like a big under a microscope.”
— Aug 28, 2025 11:49AM
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Amber Loptien
is 86% done
“Virgin, aren’t you? Maybe a little queer in the bargain? A touch of the lavender?”
— Sep 04, 2025 01:25AM
Amber Loptien
is 84% done
“Maybe this is some crazy kind of immortality.” “I walk, I did walk, I will walk, I will have walked.”
— Sep 04, 2025 01:10AM
Amber Loptien
is 63% done
A mule doesn’t like to plow, but he likes carrots. So you hang a carrot in front of his eyes. A mule without a carrot gets exhausted, a mule with a carrot spends a long time being tired.
— Aug 25, 2025 02:02PM
Amber Loptien
is 50% done
On one hand, the way the narrator whisper screams is getting a bit on my nerves, but on the other hand I like all the different accents he does to differentiate the other characters.
— Aug 21, 2025 12:36PM
Amber Loptien
is 11% done
“He liked RAW HAMBURGER, it beat CHOCOLATE BARS and CONCENTRATES.”
EXCUSE ME????
— Aug 15, 2025 06:57PM
EXCUSE ME????
Amber Loptien
is 11% done
Tfw you’ve just seen a kid’s head blown off but you can get hard because you can see panties up a sobbing woman’s dress 🤪
Idk what I expected from King.
— Aug 15, 2025 06:54PM
Idk what I expected from King.
