Amber Loptien’s Reviews > Devil Is Fine > Status Update

“I already been made to serve, I ain’t going to serve living and dead. If your devil is real, send me to him. If I got to choose between your god and the devil, then the devil is fine. Send me to him so I can haunt you and yours until all your dying days.”

“I’d always warned Malcom about the powers of words, that they had both the potential to elevate and evicerate, that they must be wielded as carefully as any weapon.”

Says the guy with terminal foot-in-mouth disease. There has not been a social interaction when this prick doesn’t fuck up in multiple ways.

How is this guy so verbose and eloquent in writing, but constantly putting his foot in his mouth when interacting with regular humans?

I don’t know how to weigh loss, but I do know how heavy it is.

These keepsakes for the dead never made sense to me. I don’t want a placeholder for your absence. I don’t want to remember the happy times because they make me sad. I don’t want to remember the sad times because they were my fault. I want my memories of you to decompose and fall away.