Amber Loptien’s Reviews > Devil Is Fine > Status Update
Amber Loptien
is 77% done
“I already been made to serve, I ain’t going to serve living and dead. If your devil is real, send me to him. If I got to choose between your god and the devil, then the devil is fine. Send me to him so I can haunt you and yours until all your dying days.”
— Sep 13, 2025 12:48PM
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Amber Loptien
is 57% done
“I’d always warned Malcom about the powers of words, that they had both the potential to elevate and evicerate, that they must be wielded as carefully as any weapon.”
Says the guy with terminal foot-in-mouth disease. There has not been a social interaction when this prick doesn’t fuck up in multiple ways.
— Sep 10, 2025 11:31PM
Says the guy with terminal foot-in-mouth disease. There has not been a social interaction when this prick doesn’t fuck up in multiple ways.
Amber Loptien
is 28% done
How is this guy so verbose and eloquent in writing, but constantly putting his foot in his mouth when interacting with regular humans?
— Jul 10, 2025 05:06PM
Amber Loptien
is 11% done
I don’t know how to weigh loss, but I do know how heavy it is.
— Jun 29, 2025 05:27PM
Amber Loptien
is 10% done
These keepsakes for the dead never made sense to me. I don’t want a placeholder for your absence. I don’t want to remember the happy times because they make me sad. I don’t want to remember the sad times because they were my fault. I want my memories of you to decompose and fall away.
— Jun 28, 2025 10:26PM
