Celeste’s Reviews > Alchemised > Status Update

I'M FINALLY FREE

helena pro-life confirmed

adesso bestemmio
did we REALLY need THIS SHIT TOO?? right now???

this is too long
i'm way too close to stop caring about the plot, i'm just tiiiiiiireeeed

there are good parts ngl but are buried under tons of obnoxiously stupid scenes, juvenile writing and subpar editing

Am I really seeing the fucking narration itself doing backflips to paint him as a sort of martyr? In front of my salad??

This is a master/slave kink fic poorly disguised as a fantasy

Oh wow, this is getting TRASHYYY

I’m tired of authors making their undiagnosed kinks everyone else’s problems

What the helly?
What the Heliantte?
What the helly on?
What the helly Berry?