Celeste’s Reviews > Alchemised > Status Update
Celeste
is 60% done
this is too long
i'm way too close to stop caring about the plot, i'm just tiiiiiiireeeed
— Oct 09, 2025 04:50AM
i'm way too close to stop caring about the plot, i'm just tiiiiiiireeeed
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Celeste’s Previous Updates
Celeste
is 78% done
adesso bestemmio
did we REALLY need THIS SHIT TOO?? right now???
— Oct 09, 2025 08:14AM
did we REALLY need THIS SHIT TOO?? right now???
Celeste
is 51% done
there are good parts ngl but are buried under tons of obnoxiously stupid scenes, juvenile writing and subpar editing
— Oct 06, 2025 01:22PM
Celeste
is 39% done
Am I really seeing the fucking narration itself doing backflips to paint him as a sort of martyr? In front of my salad??
— Oct 06, 2025 10:44AM
Celeste
is 35% done
This is a master/slave kink fic poorly disguised as a fantasy
— Oct 06, 2025 09:41AM
Celeste
is 27% done
I’m tired of authors making their undiagnosed kinks everyone else’s problems
— Oct 06, 2025 07:04AM
Celeste
is 19% done
What the helly?
What the Heliantte?
What the helly on?
What the helly Berry?
— Oct 03, 2025 01:45PM
What the Heliantte?
What the helly on?
What the helly Berry?

