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“‘Do you know why they call me the Count? Because I love to count! Ah-hah-hah.’ - The Count Sesame Street” ???

So many scenes where a kid has died and then Stephen king writes about sex immediately after… what a creep!

episode 4 of weird shit Stephen King writes: “…Fornicate till my cock turn blue. I’ve never been so horny in my life as I am right this minute…” for context another kid literally just died the paragraph before this

Literally every woman in this story (besides one old lady) has had the size of their boobs described. Women are nothing but boobs on legs everyone!!

Episode 3 of weird shit Stephen King writes: “One of the girls had very large breast. Her boyfriend was watching them jiggle as she jumped up and down. Garraty decided that he was turning into a sex maniac.” No, I think you are the sex maniac Stephen

Episode 2 of weird shit Stephen King writes: “… Garraty found he could look right up her dress to her underpants. Her blue underpants. Inexplicably, he found himself aroused again.” For context, a boy was literally just killed

He said that he has a girlfriend but he just got a warning for stopping to kiss some random girl??

Episode one of weird shit Stephen King writes: “His mother was also tall, but too thin. Her breasts were almost non existent: token nubs.” Hehe I just love when weird old man sexual women for no reason at all like why is the size of his mother’s boobs important to setting up the story ?? Answer: they aren’t