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the fact that it has only been like four days in canon since book one started is insane

"my kingdom," he said softly. "for your hand."

GAGGED

"and then you threw me off a cliff."
"you wouldn't stop threatening to kill me, inwas merely trying to change the subject."
"by having me devoured by dragons?"

your honor i love them

this shit has me gooped and gagged

"you hired an uneducated twelve-year-old to succeed me, and you expect me not to take offense? as if my job were so simple—and i, so easily replaced?" hazan talk your shit i love you

"alizeh was grateful for the good in her life, she really was, but sometimes she longed for a joy undiluted; she wanted to know what it was to smile unhampered by darkness, to laugh without knowing the drumbeat of pain, to see friends without the shadow of uncertainty."

THIS POOR GIRL DESERVES SO MUCH LOVE

i need hazan biblically

HE LOOKS AT KAMRAN AND TEARS OFF THE SPECIAL JINN HANDCUFFS WITH?? HIS?? TEETH???? HELLO!!!?????

updating again only to say that kamran is a fucking idiot

kamran appointing omid, age 12, former street urchin, his new house minister is the funniest thing to happen ever

kamran you stupid dumb fucking idiot