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oh my god please please please blame the white boy for it all please thatd be so funny

got a few mins in while preparing dinner 😁

the audiobooks has these weird clicking noises every now and then?? for some reason?? and theyre annoying me 😞

"god, im dizzy. it feels like someone slipped me a sleeping pill or something" is the funniest fucking thing you couldve said oh my god monika kim queen of subtlety

war flashbacks from my own life