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If you live a thousand years and haven't made yourself wealthy, you're either a fool or a monk.

Or the cost of living's really high and you're not the only immortal around 🥲

Ahaha the brighter flame-eyes 🤣👀

Finally gave in and googled an image of a hurricane lantern but now I'm even more confused as to why that thing is so important 🤣

I LOVE blind book dates

I got one just today that turned out to be exactly what I had on my wishlist ☺️

Darn, I was really rooting for Viv and Fern

Hmmm ... Perhaps a vampire?

Legit can't remember if Gallina was in L&L or not

Oh thats FOR SURE going to be sapphic

Is it gonna be sapphic smut?

thunder growled like potatoes down a washboard might be my new favorite comparison