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Jordan Comeaux
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Finally getting back into this, finally mentally capable of listening and retaining… although if Andy Serkis screams at me just one more time, I’m going to have a freakin anxiety attack😅
“It’s not always a misfortune being overlooked.” - Meriadoc Brandybuck
Merry and Pippin’s reunion is so sweet and sad 🥺
All of Merry’s friends being angry that he was made to walk into the city on his own 😭
— Nov 10, 2025 09:29AM
“It’s not always a misfortune being overlooked.” - Meriadoc Brandybuck
Merry and Pippin’s reunion is so sweet and sad 🥺
All of Merry’s friends being angry that he was made to walk into the city on his own 😭
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Aragorn just breathing on plants and making them fresh again?! Okay?!
“You called me, I came.” But make it bros 😭
(Too many notes? NEVER!)
— Nov 10, 2025 10:07AM
“You called me, I came.” But make it bros 😭
(Too many notes? NEVER!)
Jordan Comeaux
is 35% done
The conversation Aragorn and Gandalf have with the healing lady is the funniest damn thing…
Aragorn basically told her to shut up and I am CRYING the way Serkis voiced Gandalf’s lines 🤣
— Nov 10, 2025 09:55AM
Aragorn basically told her to shut up and I am CRYING the way Serkis voiced Gandalf’s lines 🤣
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“WE HAVE NO TIME FOR TALES, PIPPIN! I MUST HEAL EVERYONE!!!!”
2.5 seconds later…
“IF I EVER HAVE A FAMILY AND HOUSE IMMA NAME EM ALL STRIDER…!!!! (goes on and on) Okay, cool, now that that’s established, I shall NOW go and heal people.”
I’m so sorry, I couldn’t resist Lol 🙈😂🤣
— Nov 10, 2025 09:49AM
2.5 seconds later…
“IF I EVER HAVE A FAMILY AND HOUSE IMMA NAME EM ALL STRIDER…!!!! (goes on and on) Okay, cool, now that that’s established, I shall NOW go and heal people.”
I’m so sorry, I couldn’t resist Lol 🙈😂🤣
Jordan Comeaux
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Aragorn, unwilling to force himself into the city as its new, and rightful, king????
Yet, sneaks in to heal everyone?? Where is this subtle gallantry at in books nowadays?!
Where are THESE MEN?!
— Nov 10, 2025 09:44AM
Yet, sneaks in to heal everyone?? Where is this subtle gallantry at in books nowadays?!
Where are THESE MEN?!
Jordan Comeaux
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“Gandalf, full of care” I’m fine. It’s fine.
I know a lot of fun is made of Gandalf just taking random people and sending them off on often treacherous adventures but the way this man cares for each of them all, individually, as family?! Makes me want to sob! The ultimate found family was created by Gandalf the Grey
“The hands of the king are the hands of a healer.” Y’ALL
— Nov 10, 2025 09:32AM
I know a lot of fun is made of Gandalf just taking random people and sending them off on often treacherous adventures but the way this man cares for each of them all, individually, as family?! Makes me want to sob! The ultimate found family was created by Gandalf the Grey
“The hands of the king are the hands of a healer.” Y’ALL
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Theoden King, to Eomer-
“Speak not the soft words of Worm Tongue…”
In other words, “Get behind me Satan.” 😂🤣
— Nov 25, 2024 07:57AM
“Speak not the soft words of Worm Tongue…”
In other words, “Get behind me Satan.” 😂🤣
