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Finally gave in and googled an image of a hurricane lantern but now I'm even more confused as to why that thing is so important 🤣

I LOVE blind book dates

I got one just today that turned out to be exactly what I had on my wishlist ☺️

"Fear is binding enough."

Petition to adopt Satchel

Darn, I was really rooting for Viv and Fern

Hmmm ... Perhaps a vampire?

Legit can't remember if Gallina was in L&L or not

Oh thats FOR SURE going to be sapphic

Is it gonna be sapphic smut?

thunder growled like potatoes down a washboard might be my new favorite comparison

Putting the person with crutches at the top of a flight of stairs 💀

Also how'd they drag a presumably unconscious orc upstairs? 👀