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No. Fucking. Way…. A god damn jizz fountain…. I’m. Fucking. Dead!!!! A FUCKING FOUNTAIN!!!!
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basilisks fell to their feet before them, having sex right in the middle of their path. It was becoming somewhat of an obstacle; every time it happened, they had to step around.
“What are they doing?” Tem asked after the third couple fucked in front of them.
“They are hoping you will join them.
“What? Why would they want that?”
“Because it would be an honor.”
I’m DEADDDDD🤣🤣🤣
— 10 hours, 17 min ago
“What are they doing?” Tem asked after the third couple fucked in front of them.
“They are hoping you will join them.
“What? Why would they want that?”
“Because it would be an honor.”
I’m DEADDDDD🤣🤣🤣
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Where does one acquire said fountain? Asking for a friend
oh... well for educational purposes.....First, you gotta relocate your entire life into a cave system populated exclusively by basilisks who think orgies are small talk and who greet you with tongue before they greet you with words.
Then you wait for mating season, which is basically their version of Mardi Gras except everyone’s naked and the king’s dad is probably involved somehow.
Once the season officially begins, a designated basilisk will stroll up to the marble basin — majestic, regal, fully hard — and contribue their "essence" into the fountain like it’s his holy civic duty.
This happens multiple times a day, by multiple basilisks, because apparently this culture believes in community contribution and shared resources in ways I was NOT mentally prepared for.
Then you let the fountain do what the fountain does — a.k.a. magically cycle the… ingredients… through some ancient basilisk alchemy until the mixture transforms into a super-potent, sexually charged wine that can get a centuries-old immortal DRUNK. Mind you - acquiring the essence "raw" or direct from the source does NOT deliver the same effect. It must go through the fountain.....
After that, congratulations
You now own a premium aphrodisiac jizz fountian/winery.
Vintage. Artisanal. Ethically sourced (???).
Pairs well with trauma, mating rituals, and Tem (and me) screaming “WHAT THE FUCK” every three pages.
Hope this helps!! 🤣🤣🤣
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