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Vanessa is 2% done

my heart hurts every time Patroclus and Achilles are mentioned in any Greek/roman media

ugh my shaylas

— Dec 08, 2025 09:10AM

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Vanessa’s Previous Updates

Vanessa is 90% done

NOT THE DOG STOP ARGOS NOOOOO

— 20 hours, 16 min ago

Vanessa is 60% done

themis being the cause of the trojan war is CRAZY

— 22 hours, 7 min ago

Vanessa is 60% done

penelope's letters are fucking me up

— 22 hours, 36 min ago

Vanessa is 60% done

Odysseus pulling out the most devious moves oh my god

— 22 hours, 48 min ago

Vanessa is 60% done

— 23 hours, 18 min ago

Vanessa is 40% done

Eris slander will not be tolerated

— 23 hours, 18 min ago

Vanessa is 40% done

penelope recalling the events in the odyssey and thinking they're tall tales in the her letters to him lmaoooo

— Dec 08, 2025 01:10PM

Vanessa is 10% done

briseis????????

— Dec 08, 2025 10:07AM

Vanessa is 2% done

i am TIRED of Agamemnon and Menelaus ERASE THEM FROM HISTORY

— Dec 08, 2025 09:22AM

Vanessa is 2% done

oh i forgot she wanted to die

— Dec 08, 2025 09:21AM

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