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NOT THE DOG STOP ARGOS NOOOOO

themis being the cause of the trojan war is CRAZY

penelope's letters are fucking me up

Odysseus pulling out the most devious moves oh my god

Eris slander will not be tolerated

penelope recalling the events in the odyssey and thinking they're tall tales in the her letters to him lmaoooo

briseis????????

i am TIRED of Agamemnon and Menelaus ERASE THEM FROM HISTORY

oh i forgot she wanted to die

penthesilea going "where the heros at?" LMAO