kali’s Reviews > Lighting the Lamp > Status Update

"elsa pushes sophies knees apart to make space for her to stand. it means sophie has to crane her neck as she looks up so she tugs elsas hands until she crouches down.
'we do it again' elsa says, a prediction or maybe an order. sophie curls her hand around the back of elsas neck and pulls her close until their foreheads touch." WHAT IF THIS WAS MY LAST STRAW

my girls are back to homoerotically breathing into each others mouths life is good🥰

sophie fournier my beautiful girl with a disorder there are soo many things wrong with you!!! sophie fournier who thinks of intimacy as strictly reciprocal, who thinks i laid my heart bare for you will you accept me once again into your affections? sophie fournier who wants so so desperately to be held!!! and to be regarded as something precious regardless of what she provides in return!! sophie fournier!!!

SCREAMING CRYING THOWING UP

this is some crazy shit sophie fournier my wonderful summer child are you stupid😭

elsa, fucked up knuckles, blood running down her nose, smug af in the penalty box after she got her ass beat
sophie, so horny she can barely breathe "do it again pls"

"there was only one bed" oh im sure.... what if there was a way for you to take your frustrations out on someone, gabrielle?? what if there was a beautiful woman in your hotel room, gabrielle?? im just saying, gabrielle!!

sophie, worried she crossed a line by completely platonically sharing a bed with elsa
elsa, begging on her knees, tears in her eyes "let me see you tits please"

cant even joke lad i got tears in my eyes...... powerful homoeroticsm. really enjoyed that. "he wanted to seperate us but i wont. i wont let anyone take you away from me" you are a swedish woman in bed with your physically exhausted captain and she pulls the "stay with me forever"-card what do you do. also you are gay. and possibly in love with her. they make me so sick.

nothing sexier than the unquestioned loyalty and devotion between a king and her knights i mean a captain and her team😵‍💫 also extremely funny how mad elsa is about the dima rumours haha my girl so sexy when she's jealous