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‘…when he had been—what? Eight? Seven? […] Owen had just walked around in the Rapeloew’s house, doing nothing, but all the time his dingus had been as hard as a rock […] Owen tried to piss on the bristles of Mr. Rapeloew’s toothbrush, that was what he wanted to do, but his dingus was too hard and no piss would come out, not a single drop.’

What is this

Farts make up a third of the words in this book so far. This is King’s fart book.

‘We don’t know the days that will change our lives. Probably just as well.’