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Bonnie
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"Even in the farmhouse, it was said, Napoleon inhabited separate apartments from the others. He took his meals alone, with two dogs to wait upon him, and always ate from the Crown Derby dinner service which had been in the glass cupboard in the drawing-room. It was also announced that the gun would be fired every year on Napoleon’s birthday, as well as on the other two anniversaries."
— Apr 17, 2026 09:37AM
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Bonnie
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"'You do not appreciate, comrade, the mighty thing that we have done. The enemy was in occupation of this very ground that we stand upon. And now—thanks to the leadership of Comrade Napoleon—we have won every inch of it back again!'
'Then we have won back what we had before,' said Boxer.
“'hat is our victory,' said Squealer."
The Strait is open!
— Apr 17, 2026 11:20AM
'Then we have won back what we had before,' said Boxer.
“'hat is our victory,' said Squealer."
The Strait is open!
Bonnie
is 60% done
"On Sunday mornings Squealer, holding down a long strip of paper with his trotter, would read out to them lists of figures proving that the production of every class of foodstuff had increased by two hundred percent, three hundred percent, or five hundred percent, as the case might be."
Medication costs are down 700, 800, in some cases even 1500% !
— Apr 17, 2026 09:36AM
Medication costs are down 700, 800, in some cases even 1500% !
Bonnie
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Whenever anything went wrong it became usual to attribute it to Snowball. If a window was broken or a drain was blocked up, someone was certain to say that Snowball had come in the night and done it, and when the key of the storeshed was lost, the whole farm was convinced that Snowball had thrown it down the well. Curiously enough, they went on believing this even after the mislaid key was found under a sack of meal.
— Apr 17, 2026 09:23AM
Bonnie
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"We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organisation of this farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for your sake that we drink that milk and eat those apples. Do you know what would happen if we pigs failed in our duty? Jones would come back! Yes. Jones would come back!"
Higher gas prices are for YOUR security. You don't want to be nuked by Iran, do you?
— Apr 17, 2026 08:50AM
Higher gas prices are for YOUR security. You don't want to be nuked by Iran, do you?
Bonnie
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"About the Rebellion and its results he would express no opinion. When asked whether he was not happier now that Jones was gone, he would say only 'Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey,' and the others had to be content with this cryptic answer."
— Apr 17, 2026 08:33AM

