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Because you saw a pretty seashell and left before I knew which one.

You’re KIDDIDNGGGGG G GENMEEEEEEEEEE
Reading this was like a shot of adrenaline right up my coochie istg

Frothing at the mouth for Edmund Prew like I have rabies and he’s a full course buffet

I know this is like historically accurate to the time period….but everytime they say they’re going “tap dancing” for fun at da clurbbb I laugh outloud at the image of that