Crystal Land’s Reviews > The Woman in White > Status Update
Crystal Land
is 2% done
I'm never going to finish this book at this rate! I keep repeating the same little bit, the beginning of the first proper chapter. Because the narrator has made the Professor the funniest man in the world and I keep cracking up until I cry. I know this book is eventually going to be a mystery, but right now it's simply humor for me and I'm not mad about it.
— Jun 06, 2026 04:56PM
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Crystal Land
is 5% done
Only like an hour into the audiobook but I genuinely love it so far. Very funny, very interesting, and seemingly about to get very mysterious!
— 16 hours, 41 min ago
Crystal Land
is 2% done
"If the machinery of the Law could be depended on to fathom every case of suspicion, and to conduct every process of inquiry, with moderate assistance only from the lubricating influences of oil of gold, the events which fill these pages might have claimed their share of the public attention in a Court of Justice." Golly, I'm glad things have changed since 1859, AH HA HA I'm not crying, you're crying.
— Jun 04, 2026 09:38PM
