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bro like. i can’t even believe im still functioning

sigh

this clown predates humans. are u actually kidding stephen. that is so wildly stupid. clowns are literally human. like are we joking right now? why did you publish this. ur telling me these kids time traveled to ice age/dinosaur times and this clown was STILL on earth. ts is so dumb

the sheer amount of lore my mind holds… it’s insane

gosh i hardly read!!!

stephen king actually scares me sometimes. lord knows why i only ever want to read him at night

stephen reserves the nword for pages i end up reading in public

stephen king STOP describing every monster in all of your books with such detail. i’ve noticed this. nobody would see the lint on the inside of a groove on a bird’s tongue or the parasites in a tear. stop it. they see a monster and run away in 10 seconds i’ve had enough with you and this foolishness. i know YOU can see them but that is IT. save it for the movie we know they’re going to make

it’s just hit me that i’ve never watched the first movie, just the one with bill hader. no regrets

after months of reading nothing…. it’s time for this goliath. i am ready. bring it on stephen