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Corben Duke Page 3,598, you say. You've exceeded all my expectations by at least 3,590 pages. Well done. And thanks for the positive feedback. Positive feedback is a lot better than that other stuff - negative feedback. This author is not at home to Mr Negativity, no siree.
Now to your question: how to acquire a huge amount of money. I have an answer. One of my many jobs is chairman of the Society of Mars Geologists, which is one of the reasons that rocks feature so prominently in the book. Over the years I have pin-pointed rich deposits of gold on Mars. I have all the co-ordinates marked on a map which I keep in my sock drawer. I can give it to you if you like. The Mars One Project is currently recruiting for colonists so I suggest you put your name down and go and claim your fortune. Don't worry about things back here on Earth, I'll look after the lovely Mrs Cushions .... mwahahahaha MWAHAHAHAHA.
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The Dook
Corben Duke You're remarkably well informed, young fella m'lad. It's true I was considered for the part of Han Solo but quickly dismissed because I can't act, I'm too weedy and I'm physically repulsive. Also they didn't want a blonde. I did get the part of Chewbacca's young cousin, Kevin. I was good too. Unfortunately they decided to cut Kevin because he was a little shit so I never made it into the movie.

Thanks for your question and have a good day.
Corben Duke Thanks for your question, Jemahl. Here's my answer:

Yes.

Ask me another. I like this game.
Corben Duke Hey, Mitch. Thanks for noticing. Six months ago a crate of 'product' washed up on my beach. The instruction were in Chinese. It looked like Silvikrin shampoo but it turns out it was bleach.

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