Ask the Author: Gary L.M. Martin
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Gary L.M. Martin
Yes. This is not a virtual reality simulation. If you can stretch your finger far enough without hitting anything, then it's real.
Gary L.M. Martin
It is much. much better than life in a Turkish prison.
Gary L.M. Martin
I downloaded a bestseller from Amazon.com and photoshopped my name in place of the author's.
Gary L.M. Martin
I was locked in a small closet for many years and beaten every time the closet door opened.
Gary L.M. Martin
Instead of writing books I am printing money directly. It saves time and cuts out the middlemen.
Gary L.M. Martin
Since 99% of all that is written is terrible, chances are that whatever you are writing simply isn't very good. The sad thing is, if you're in the 99%, you don't even have the self-awareness to realize this. Not everyone was meant to be a writer. In fact, most people were NOT meant to be writers.
Gary L.M. Martin
I do like George RR Martin does--I spend ten years procrastinating and eating a lot of cake and cookies.
Gary L.M. Martin
I would go to Middle Earth and shake Gandalf vigorously and say, "Hey, why don't you just get one of those big birds and fly directly to Mount Doom with the ring? Are you retarded, or just a glutton for pain?"
Gary L.M. Martin
A man finds himself in a parallel dimension where the only books available to read are amazon.com bestsellers. There, I did it in one sentence.
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