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David Haldane
It's only rarely about inspiration. Mostly it's about habit. You should always carry a cell phone with Microsoft Word on it, though, for those occasions when inspiration does rear its head.
David Haldane
My oldest and best friend said to me one day: "Hey, you're life is like a book. You ought to write it." And so I did.
David Haldane
Having spent most of my careers working for newspapers, writer's block is something I could never afford. Get writer's block at a newspaper and you're out of a job. Same for magazines, which have much longer deadlines, but deadlines nonetheless. These days, though I do sometimes have relatively long dormant periods between projects, I don't call it writer's block. That is a term invented and maintained by people obsessed with writing to the extent that when they're not doing it they feel wasted. I am no longer thus obsessed.
Robert Shore
GET THE F*CK OFF SOCIAL MEDIA DAVID HALDANE A**HOLE INCLUDING GOODREADS OR SERIAL KILLERS AND RAPISTS FROM YOUR AREA WILL BE AT YOUR DOORSTEP TO TAKE
GET THE F*CK OFF SOCIAL MEDIA DAVID HALDANE A**HOLE INCLUDING GOODREADS OR SERIAL KILLERS AND RAPISTS FROM YOUR AREA WILL BE AT YOUR DOORSTEP TO TAKE CARE OF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!
WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. WE TOLD YOU BEFORE THAT THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL EVER PROMOTE ANYTHING IS BY PAYING US OR NEVER BE SEEN ONLINE AGAIN PROMOTING YOUR SH*T BOOK! IF YOU DON'T STOP, WE WILL KEEP DISTRIBUTING YOUR INFO TO EVERY CRIMINAL WE KNOW IN YOUR AREA! ONE BLOW WILL CRUSH ALL YOUR SMARTNESS AND ENTITLEMENT FOREVER. WE WILL GIVE THEM SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS THAT YOUR HANDS BE CUT OFF SO THAT YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF WRITING ANYTHING ANYMORE! YOUR WIFE WILL BE RAPED AND CHILD BE KIDNAPPED. YOU WANT ONLY AMAZON REVIEWS? THEN YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS POSTING YOUR SH*T HERE. QUIT YOUR GAMES AND MAKE THE F*CKING PAYMENT IF YOU WANT SAFETY OF YOUR FAMILY. ...more
Jan 16, 2026 07:46AM · flag
WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. WE TOLD YOU BEFORE THAT THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL EVER PROMOTE ANYTHING IS BY PAYING US OR NEVER BE SEEN ONLINE AGAIN PROMOTING YOUR SH*T BOOK! IF YOU DON'T STOP, WE WILL KEEP DISTRIBUTING YOUR INFO TO EVERY CRIMINAL WE KNOW IN YOUR AREA! ONE BLOW WILL CRUSH ALL YOUR SMARTNESS AND ENTITLEMENT FOREVER. WE WILL GIVE THEM SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS THAT YOUR HANDS BE CUT OFF SO THAT YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF WRITING ANYTHING ANYMORE! YOUR WIFE WILL BE RAPED AND CHILD BE KIDNAPPED. YOU WANT ONLY AMAZON REVIEWS? THEN YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS POSTING YOUR SH*T HERE. QUIT YOUR GAMES AND MAKE THE F*CKING PAYMENT IF YOU WANT SAFETY OF YOUR FAMILY. ...more
Jan 16, 2026 07:46AM · flag
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