Ask the Author: J.M. Porup
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J.M. Porup
commando, baby!
J.M. Porup
what do you think, jackhole?
J.M. Porup
I freebase heroine off a hooker's sweaty ankle.
J.M. Porup
out of a fortune cookie.
J.M. Porup
The groupies. Yeah, baby... they flock to me from their nursing homes, pushing themselves up on their walkers, their false teeth grinning cruelly in the weak moonlight.
Dotards? Revenants? Who cares? They love me. That's all that matters.
Dotards? Revenants? Who cares? They love me. That's all that matters.
J.M. Porup
I jump up and down with a banana on my head on top of a five hundred story building, before jumping head first onto a trampoline on the 333rd floor.
Subsequent bouncings deliver me to the 7-star Burj Al Arab Hotel in Dubai, where I luxuriate on a golf cart that goes round and round the many lobbies all day long.
Finally, after making love to a donkey at the North Pole, I swallow liquid burning petroleum.
Whenever I have writer's block, I find that really hits the spot!
Subsequent bouncings deliver me to the 7-star Burj Al Arab Hotel in Dubai, where I luxuriate on a golf cart that goes round and round the many lobbies all day long.
Finally, after making love to a donkey at the North Pole, I swallow liquid burning petroleum.
Whenever I have writer's block, I find that really hits the spot!
J.M. Porup
Be a plumber.
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