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Day I Fell Down the Toilet by Steve Turner Up to date by Steve Turner Dad, You're Not Funny by Steve Turner Poems by Steve Turner 'TONIGHT WE WILL FAKE LOVE POEMS, 1969-1973' by Steve Turner The Moon Has Got His Pants On and Other Poems by Steve Turner Don't Take Your Elephant to School by Steve Turner I Was Only Asking by Steve Turner In the Beginning by Steve Turner Ten Silly Santas by Steve Turner


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