Gerry Geek > Quotes

“Make project plan as simple as possible, but not simpler.”
― Gerry Geek

“A project is like love; it has clear intentions at the beginning, but it can get complicated.”
― Gerry Geek

“I always have my own opinion before my boss says his.”
― Gerry Geek

“A code is like love, it has created with clear intentions at the beginning, but it can get complicated.”
― Gerry Geek, Ice Breakers for Project Managers: Jokes, Quotes, and Brainteasers

“A project goal like a joke. If you have to explain it, it is not good / fun.”
― Gerry Geek, Ice Breakers for Project Managers: Jokes, Quotes, and Brainteasers

“Execution strategies: do / buy / delegate / forget.”
― Gerry Geek, Ice Breakers for Project Managers: Jokes, Quotes, and Brainteasers

“It is easy to launch a project if you have no clue about the cost and schedule.”
― Gerry Geek, Ice Breakers for Project Managers: Jokes, Quotes, and Brainteasers

“If you want to get a meaningful result: create something very complex, and then simplify it.”
― Gerry Geek, Ice Breakers for Project Managers: Jokes, Quotes, and Brainteasers

“It doesn't matter what your boss thinks as long as he doesn't cry.”
― Gerry Geek

“More you know, better advice you give. Less you know, more advice you give.”
― Gerry Geek, Ice Breakers for Project Managers: Jokes, Quotes, and Brainteasers

“Manager! Have brain - use it!”
― Gerry Geek

“Any idiot can point out a problem. So, bosses do.”
― Gerry Geek