Juliette Harper > Quotes

“Everybody needs that one friend who just “gets” them. If I had called Tori and said, “Bring a shovel,” she wouldn’t have asked if we were planting roses or burying a no-good boyfriend, she’d just show up ready to dig.”
― Juliette Harper, Witch at Heart

“There is nothing worse than a completely ignorant person operating with complete conviction. That”
― Juliette Harper, Witch at Odds

“Did you have any plan to ask my opinion about this or am I just supposed to accept your unilateral decision?” Word to the wise. The bigger the words, the madder the woman.”
― Juliette Harper, Witch on First

“Kindness is a form of magic.”
― Juliette Harper, Witch at Last

“If you’ve never dealt with your ancestors, let me give you a word of advice. Don’t expect straight answers. And don’t be surprised when they still manage to comfort you even though what they just told you makes absolutely no sense.”
― Juliette Harper, Witch on First

“Beau told me once that bravery is equal parts fear and resolution.”
― Juliette Harper, Witch on Third

“I had gotten off to a strong start, but the longer I talked the worse it got. My words took a wrong turn at the corner of Awkward and Embarrassing and jittered to a stop somewhere between Stutter and Tourette's.”
― Juliette Harper, Witch at Heart

“All my cats are toms. I’m telling you, ladies, it’s a plan I wish we could implement on the other half of our own species. You just take’em to the vet for that one simple little surgery and all their grand ideas go away. You wind up with big lovable couch potatoes who purr just because you walk in the room.”
― Juliette Harper, Witch at Heart

“I’ve been telling people how smart you are, now goddamn it, be smart,” Kate pleaded. “Please, Horsefly, please go home.”
― Juliette Harper, The Lockwood Legacy Series #1-3

“I have four cats,” I pointed out. “I am never alone.” Not even in the bathroom. My fellow crazy cat ladies will totally understand that statement.”
― Juliette Harper, Witch at Odds

“First rule of rescue: save the coffee.”
― Juliette Harper, Witch on First

“I haven’t had this much fun since the pigs ate my little brother.”
― Juliette Harper, You Can't Get Blood Out of Shag Carpet

“Kate almost choked on her coffee. That pronouncement was a little like the Queen of England saying, "Call me Liz.”
― Juliette Harper, The Lockwood Legacy Series #1-3

“If your guys don’t start seeing some quality tuna and salmon coming through the door, I’m moving them up to advanced regurgitation resistance tactics. You’ve been warned.”
― Juliette Harper, The Amulet of Caorunn

“Word to the wise. The bigger the words, the madder the woman.”
― Juliette Harper, Witch on First

“You are not defective, Brenna,” Aquila said. “You have simply been disappointed by those whom you should have been able to trust. It is a deep wound, my dear, but it is not one that cannot be healed.” That single conversation seeded her”
― Juliette Harper, The Amulet of Caorunn

“Misery may love company, but trust me, the company isn’t in love with the misery.”
― Juliette Harper, Witch on Second

“voodoo is an actual religion, while hoodoo is a system of folk magic blending pagan traditions with ancient practices and European religion.”
― Juliette Harper, To Haunt a Witch

“Don’t go making light of your grandmother’s beliefs,” he snapped. “She was a fine and honorable woman. Her faith in the Universe was strong. It doesn’t matter what you call that Power That is Greater Than Us All, girl, it just matters that you honor it.”
― Juliette Harper, Witch on First

“I just explained to him the delicate art of the protest barf,” Festus chuckled. “Did he get your shoes like I told him to?”
― Juliette Harper, The Amulet of Caorunn

“Sometimes the greatest power a person has over you is their ability to get inside your head.”
― Juliette Harper, Witch at Last

“Dad sat up straight. “Because I’ve never seen my wife and daughter in action,” he said, “and when you did your thing with time, you froze the Colonel and me along with everyone else. I want to see all of it.”
― Juliette Harper, Witch on Third

“settling for the present, you sacrifice the potential of the future.”
― Juliette Harper, To Teach a Witch

“Greer outfitted us with rowan amulets as a means of protection.”
― Juliette Harper, Witch on Third