Jocelynn Drake > Quotes

“I wished for my fairy godmother, the good witch of the north, or some other bitch with a wand.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Nightwalker

“You're not the only one who wants my head on a pike at the moment. Take a number and get in line.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Nightwalker

“It was nice to see him angry with someone other than me.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Nightwalker

“I was beginning to see serious drawbacks to this loyalty thing.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Nightwalker

“I had a tendency to forget how handsome he was when I was plotting how to peel his skin from the network of muscles and sinew that danced as he moved.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Nightwalker

“I'm a vampire, James, not a self cleaning oven.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Nightwalker

“You're mine, vampire, from here until the end. You are mine.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Wait for Dusk

“She looked like a mother protecting her child of course, we're talking a half-crazed, bloodthirsty mother.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Nightwalker

“I have doubts, but I'm willing to try. It's the best I can offer. Will you try? I need you, Mira. Try for me.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Wait for Dusk

“When there's a monster under your bed sometimes it really is best not to look.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Angel's Ink

“I think I should be in mourning. Many brain cells were lost in the creation of that orgasm."

Trixie chuckled. "I appreciate their sacrifice.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Dead Man's Deal

“Anything else?” “Yes, a shower.” “I beg your pardon?” Pushing him back out the door, I rolled my eyes toward the ceiling. “I’m a vampire, James, not a self-cleaning oven,”
― Jocelynn Drake

“We’ll find a way,” I whispered. “I always do.”
Danaus leaned forward and brushed a kiss against my temple, sending a wave of peace deep
into the marrow of my bones, helping to ease some of the pain. “And then we’ll kill each other as
God intended.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Nightwalker

“Why kill a flower when you can kill a human instead?”
― Jocelynn Drake, Nightwalker

“You cannot leave me. The world would never survive my wrath.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Burn the Night

“Shame you also don’t date men, because I can think of a half a dozen places in this room alone that I’d like to fuck you and then I want to take you home and christen every room in that damned penthouse. Hell, everywhere you look in this office and everywhere you look at home, I want you to remember how we fucked there. I want those memories burned into your brain. And that…takes time.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Shiver

“If there were such a thing as fate, I had been put on this earth to destroy and not to create.”
― Jocelynn Drake

“I could feel her wipe away something wet, but I refused to think she had made me cry as well as admit that I was a coward. The League of Men was going to come confiscate my balls at this rate. But it didn't matter. Trixie was worth it.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Dead Man's Deal

“Flopping down in the chair I had been seating in only moments ago, I put my elbows on my knees and dropped my head into my hands. What a fucking mess!

“Women.” A heavy voice sighed from above me. “Who understands them?”
― Jocelynn Drake

“I wished for my fairy godmother, the good witch of the north, or some other bitch with a wand to glide in here and zap these arrow-shooting assholes.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Nightwalker

“Fan-fucking-tastic. Not only were Jo and Trixie in danger from this master vampire, but Trixie's beleif in my prickishness was fading fast.

Priorities. I need to focus on getting Jo free of Chester permanently while protecting Trixie from any backlash from the master vampire. I could always prove to her later that I was a dick.”
― Jocelynn Drake, The Asylum Interviews: Trixie

“Oh my God, is it a bear?”
Ian’s yell from across the camp made Snow stop. Then he choked as laughter spilled from his throat.
“It’s not a bear, Ian,” Rowe yelled. “It’s just Snow. Gettin’ some.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Unbreakable Stories: Snow

“I didn't mean it to sound so challenging, but I needed to try to reassure my friend. Gritting my teeth, I tried to think of some way to placate Gideon. It was as if I was standing in quicksand, the earth slipping away from my feet the more I spoke. A smart man would keep his mouth shut. I wasn't always a smart man.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Dead Man's Deal

“No, I’m good, just ribs saying no climbing you.” Ravi made a frustrated face, his nose crinkling up. “But I want to climb you.”

“Absolutely no climbing me—”

Ravi made a high-pitched whine of protest, already shaking his head.

“—until the bandages come off,” Sora finished, amused again. “You’ve really got to let me finish my sentences, dear heart.”

“But you start off saying really awful things,” Ravi protested. “Just checking, but I can totally climb you later, right?”
― Jocelynn Drake, Blood

“Danaus told me to tell you that 'he will be your Rowe,' whatever that means”
― Jocelynn Drake, Burn the Night

“JB frowned at Rowe for a second and then looked over at Noah. “Do you ever feel like you’re dating the devil? Because I’m pretty sure that calling the cops is the right thing to do, but he makes it sound so much more logical and saner to simply keep the cops out of it.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Ignite

“think Lucas has been a bad influence on me. I’m turning into a hotel snob.” Rowe hissed at Noah, ducking his head down to his shoulders as if to protect himself. “Don’t say his name!” “Whose? Lucas?” Noah asked with a chuckle. “He’s like fucking Candyman.” “You’re ridiculous.” “Who’s Lucas?” JB said. “Come on! I’m serious. It’s like he can sense it,” Rowe said in a near whine.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Ignite

“But people, Georgie. PEOPLE.”
― Jocelynn Drake, I Destroyed the Elf Prince's Harem

“Figaro in place.” Snow’s voice whispered rough through the earpiece. “Gepetto in place,” Lucas answered. “Fuck you both. Who the hell picks codes names like this?” Rowe snarled. “I’m sorry. What was that? I didn’t copy,” Snow snickered. “Blue fucking Fairy in place,” Rowe grumbled.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Shiver

“But to your question, the introvert that is Grey Ackles the human being finds being around people exhausting. Even people I consider close friends or family.”
― Jocelynn Drake, Broken Warrior